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God
A higher being believed in by 98% of the worlds current population
Believe it assholes. Most of us do after all...
2% : I hate you God lovers!
98%: I believe in God
od uživatele Alex Kohl 09. Září 2005
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God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
od uživatele Squeed 07. Březen 2005
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God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
od uživatele Rattlesnake316 09. Leden 2005
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god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
od uživatele Lanan 14. Květen 2005
11783 6218
 
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god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
od uživatele eci 29. Prosinec 2005
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God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
od uživatele Joe from DP 06. Únor 2005
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God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
od uživatele Rap Scholar 28. Březen 2005
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god
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
od uživatele Jon 26. Prosinec 2003
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