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1.
while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!
od uživatele macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe 10. Červenec 2009
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2.
When an inexperienced girl attempts to give a handjob and she barely grabs onto the shaft resulting in barely any good feeling whatsoever.

Antonym: Gripjob
The only thing worse than a girl being a tease about giving you a handjob is a girl giving you a ghostjob.
od uživatele Hansonpaulsey 11. Říjen 2009
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3.
When a female (or male) gives head under the covers, giving the appearance that a ghost is giving you a blowjob.
"Dude I couldn't stop laughing because as soon as she went under the covers, it just looked like a ghostjob."

"Once I was having sex with a homeless lady in my apartment and she totally gave me a ghostjob."
od uživatele GhostfaceKillam 17. Říjen 2011
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4.
When a ghost gives you a handjob
"Is this house haunted?"

"I've heard it is, why?"

"Because I had a dream last night I got the best handjob ever, and when I woke up this morning Patrick Swayze was laying in bed next to me smoking a cigarette."

"Dammmmmmn, you got ghostjobbed!"
od uživatele Ollimental 08. Duben 2010
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5.
When you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral sex. It will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral sex.
Chuck: Im a little worried about Dan.

Jimmy: Why?

Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.

Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.

Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.
od uživatele Chuckadile 21. Prosinec 2011
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6.
Jobs that don't exist.

Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.
"Want a job bro?"

"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John"
od uživatele sarah280 10. Listopad 2011
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7.
Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.
I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.
od uživatele ghost fan 09. Červen 2008
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