"You've never gotten a first person shooter dude?!"
2) What lazy game developers use to lure in Graphic Nazi gamers to buy the exact same game over and over again in a nicer package.
Also known as FPS.
Nintendo person: Man up and stop playing your shit-hole first person shooters. N64 is where it's at.
Xbox: I love Halo. Good series, and great FPS.
Gamecube: Screw that. All of them are pretty much the exact same. My Metroid Prime Series is completely different between all three.
Halo recieves honorable mentions
Guy who plays more than just shooters: Nah lets get down with some Monster Hunter.
Xbawks owner: is that a shooter?
Guy who plays more than just shooters:.....get the fuck out
Shooters are the only reason the Xbox 360 sells well in the U.S.