As defined by Kelly Osbourne on the Howard Stern Show, who is an authority on vulgarity coming from the Osbourne family...Dirty Sanchez is a non-sexual practical joke where the offender inserts their index finger into their vagina or butthole then swipes it across the victims upper lip.
My mom was being a bitch so I sneaked up and gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
od uživatele Stonewall 13. Červen 2005
When a man stickes his fingers in a woman's pussy and wipes it on her upper lip after sex.
Before I dumped the bitch, I gave her a dirty sanchez.
od uživatele Sarah the MILF 04. Červen 2005
a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and she poops on your dick and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving a mustache.
My chick had the poops lastnight and pooped on my weirner so i had to pay her back and give her a dirty sanchez!
od uživatele Raymond Johnson 19. Květen 2005
Immediately after concluding Anal sex with your partner, insert a finger of your choice into your partners Anus. After removing finger, reach around to the mouth area and wipe your finger directly above their lip, applying a "Dirty Sanchez" moustache.
Tom: Dude ... I think that slut I hooked up with last night be a man.
Johnson: What? What makes you say that?
Tom: I noticed a little hair on her lip.
Johnson: Are you serious?
Tom: No, but I totally gave her a full "Dirty Sanchez".
od uživatele BornAJuggalo 06. Prosinec 2008
1-Shit Mostash

2-A Welsh version of Jackass but funnier. Contains such Gems as- Arse grip tape slaloms, Running over dation with a car, Is this Ice cold? and it sequel OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ICE IS COLD! and Slaps (A game involving Well, Slapping). Some Banned senes involving Piss and shit eating, Giving himself a knob Piercing and running into a Bull. Shockingly, the bull wins. Also One seen called ‘Beer Enema’ Where one guy gets a Enema with beer and another drinks it. This has to be seen to be believed… Only On MTV UK (I think)

3-A Dirty Mexican.
Dánt Just Fucking fo it
*Smash*
ARGH!
od uživatele Dan Lewis 18. Květen 2005
When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.
My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.
od uživatele Pete 20. Březen 2003
When two people are having anal sex and the man takes out his penis and rubs it on the women's lips forming a mexican mustache/moustache. (The growth of hair between the nose and mouth.)
Anal Sex Can Lead to The Dirty Sanchezzz
od uživatele Mr.Dirty Sanchez 19. Červenec 2009

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