A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
od uživatele Rodney Bruce 10. Říjen 2009
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
od uživatele Xymox1 15. Září 2008