Top Definition
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
od uživatele Anonymous 22. únor 2003
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The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
od uživatele Mystery Man 28. leden 2003
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
od uživatele ddt 21. listopad 2004
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
od uživatele gusto5 29. květen 2004
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
od uživatele Why do I keep coming here? 24. září 2003
The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
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