A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
od uživatele Candymannnn 28. Červen 2009
Something that guards your ass.
I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.
od uživatele Hank McGuillicutty 11. Červen 2009