An extremely complex physical, emotional, pyschological, and spirtual act in which two or more humans pleasure each other with their bodies, specifially, their genitals. Also useful for reproduction in when practiced between a male and a female. Humans, however, are the only species who have devoted so much study to the subject, espeically on the non-physical aspects. After centuries of study and observation, they have come up with this general definition:
We have no fucking idea how to define sex. But it's a fun way to pass the time.
1. the best thing in the world.
2. when a man takes his erect penis and shoves it into a woman's vagina, causing pleasure to make people scream out with pleasure and joy.
one summer night, jennifer met up with her boyfriend, joe. they drove home after a sweet night with a nice dinner, and an erotic movie afterward, which made them both as horny as fuck. as he was driving, joe felt his boner grow as he thought about the movie and he pulled over to the side. he locked all the doors and jennifer immediatly reached over and shoved her hand into his pants and whispered, "don't say a word." she slowly undid his pants and inserted joe's giant penis into her mouth, making joe groan with pleasure. soon, after a while, they were so horny that joe took jennifer and tore open her clothes. he saw that her thong and jeans were soaking wet from arousion, and rubbed jennifer's pussy. he threw her back and shoved his penis into her vagina. he started slow and steady, while rubbing jennifer's giant breasts, rubbing and suck. his penis was going in and out of jennifer's hairless pussy. jennifer was moaning in pleasure, then she finally screamed, "FASTER, HARDER! I KNOW YOU CAN FUCK FASTER!" joe smiled with a horny look in his eyes and went as hard and fast as he could. jennifer screamed, "OHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS FEELS SOO GOOD DON'T STOP, YOU FUCKER." joe went on fucking jennifer and feeling up her breasts until for 2 hours, until jennifer finished joe with more oral sex. she loved the feeling of joe's giant penis in her mouth, and his cum was so sweet that they swore to each other they'd fuck each other every single time they saw each other. they even fucked in class, earning each other an A from the teacher, who enjoyed watching live porn.
Im so horny that i'd fuck so you hard in all positions
Sara was the new teacher. She was young and hot and sexy. She had huge boobs, sixe 36D to be exact and she wore short skirts and tight shirts. Kyle was a senior, hottest guy around and was said to have the biggest dick ever.
The bell rang and the class ran outside wanting to get out of school for the weekend. Kyle waited until everyone left. Earlier they were talking about rockets and spaceports. He had gotten so horny that he had to take his dick out or his pants would rip. Kyle got up and Sara called him over.
"I saw what you did during class." She said getting up, standing against him.
"You did?" He asked thinking he was gonna get in trouble.
"I'd love to have your rocket in my spaceport right now." She said seductively.
At that moment she shoved her hands into his pants and gripped his rock hard. She gave him a handjob, making his rocket shoot out. He ripped open her shirt and unhooked her bra. He licked her tits and she moaned so loud that they had to close door so no one would hear. He ripped her skirt off and saw she wasn't wearing anything under.
He licked her tits and made his way to her vagina. He stuck his tongue in and out of her.
"OOOHHH YEAAA KYLE KYLE!!!"
She tore his shirt off and pulled off his pants. She grabbed his dick and pulled hard on it. She kissed the tent in his boxers and pulled it down. She gasped seeing his hard long dick. He was throbbing and had to be in her. Once her mouth opened, Kyle shoved his dick into her. She moaned and sucked hard. Her tongue licked around. It was the best blowjob he had gotten. Kyle pulled his dick out of her and pushed her to the ground. He shoved his rocket into her spaceport.
"OOOHHH AHHHHHH HARDER HARDER FUCK ME HARDER FASTER FASTERR OOOHHHH"
He shoved his dick in harder and faster until he exploded inside her.
He got up and put his boxers on.
She got up after him and put her hand on his dick.
"Tommorow. You have detention at my place." She slipped a paper with her number and address in his boxers.
She put on her clothes which were ripped badly. She opened the door and looked at him one more time.
"Nice rocket ship." She winked and left.