Directly related to a Mr Robert "Harold Shipman" Pearson, the legendary dungeons and dragons
melch murderer of Manchester University
, circa 1988. The male in question should have levels of social retardation bordering on the autistic
, a love for the "sport" of dungeons and dragons
(strictly pen and paper variety however), an obesession with the orient, and a fine coating of wiry hair. AVOID THE MALE IN QUESTION AT ALL COSTS AND DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION!