8 definitions by mikeybear69

NILM: Not in, left message

When you've been asked to contact someone and the person you're after doesn't answer their phone or is unavailable, so you leave a message on their voice mail or with another person to relay to them.
I had to call the customer to find out what the problem was but it went through to voice mail. NILM.
od uživatele mikeybear69 06. Září 2009
cbfh is an acronym meaning "country boys f*ck hard". This is derived from the knowledge that guys who grow up in the country know how to do it, and do it well. Perhaps influenced by watching, or on the rare occasion even interacting with, farm animals.
dude 1: "Check out that guy! He's hot"
dude 2: "Yeah, he's a country boy... cbfh"
od uživatele mikeybear69 05. Červenec 2009
A DIYDILF is a Do It Yourself Daddy I'd Like to Fuck, a hot daddy found in a hardware store who makes your crotch stir. The word is a concatenation of the acronyms DIY and DILF.
I was at Bunnings yesterday. Damn, the place was swarming with the hottest DIYDILFs.
od uživatele mikeybear69 08. Březen 2010
adj. A female who has a large twat.
Did you see that large-twatted chick? She'd be so loose it wouldn't hit sides!
od uživatele mikeybear69 26. Duben 2009
When a lipstick lesbian smooches you to death in an email. She must be wearing deep red lipstick when composing the email for it to be an authentic schneiderpussing.
I was schneiderpussed on my birthday the other day and it was amazing.
od uživatele mikeybear69 10. Březen 2009
Needs A Paper Bag - Someone so unattractive you'd need to put a paper bag over their head in order to fuck them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, he's a bit alright
Guy 2: You reckon? NAPB if you ask me
od uživatele mikeybear69 10. Říjen 2009
A highly technical description of an electrical part that is unknown
Techo 1: Hey, why isn't that working?
Techo 2: Not sure, I think it's blown a Foofer Valve
od uživatele mikeybear69 02. Červenec 2009

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