30 definitions by mike comanche

Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
od uživatele Mike Comanche 04. Březen 2009
Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
od uživatele Mike Comanche 10. Březen 2009
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
od uživatele Mike Comanche 10. Březen 2009
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
od uživatele Mike Comanche 05. Březen 2009
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
od uživatele Mike Comanche 12. Březen 2009
Extreme dislike of lesbians.
I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!
od uživatele Mike Comanche 10. Březen 2009
A FAT person. Someone who worships food.
Cris is a foodist.

A buddhist?

No, a FOODIST. She is FAT.
od uživatele Mike Comanche 10. Březen 2009

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