1. A gender confused male, who prefer shorter
woman. Often with tiny genitals.
2. the act of homosexual anal penetration
3. Refers to guys who are incredibly annoying and douchy. Coltons are excessively squeaky
and enjoy hitting
on other people's girlfriends. This usually results
in the Colton getting his ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and stains his pillows black. Just
looking at a Colton compels most people to violent bursts of verbal