7 definitions by cretard

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
od uživatele cretard 10. Září 2008
A persons hands
Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
od uživatele cretard 09. Září 2008
The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.
"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."
od uživatele Cretard 23. Únor 2014
Someones mouth
Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.
od uživatele cretard 09. Září 2008
someones butt
Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?
od uživatele cretard 09. Září 2008
Someones mouth
Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.
od uživatele cretard 09. Září 2008
A crazy retard
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
od uživatele cretard 09. Září 2008

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