3 definitions by badscooter

Top Definition
The act of ejaculating a load of semen into someone's mouth. The semen is white and loaded with protein, so it can make a satisfying lunch.
We were in the office so we couldn't go all the way, but I was able to give Donna a white lunch.
#blow job #fellatio #pearl necklace #cum #ejaculate
od uživatele badscooter 08. červen 2010
The act of masturbating, for a male. The penis is like a proud pink flamingo, and nothing could be finer than taking it out for a stroll at least once a day.
Dude, did you see the cleavage that Donna was showing? I am definitely going to walk the pink flamingo when I get home.
#masturbate #beat off #jack off #spank the monkey #flog the log
od uživatele badscooter 07. červenec 2010
The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).
"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.
#pee #piss #urinate #drain the main vein #empty the monster
od uživatele badscooter 07. červenec 2010
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