Gary: Holy shit
bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing
stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.
Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning
Mike: What do you mean what?
Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo
bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.
Mike: Oh shut up
man, there's nothing
wrong in having a statgasm.