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5 definitions by Ted Palansky

 
1.
1. A hellacious and graphic murder that results in blood dripping all over the walls and puddles of blood of all sizes across the floor.

2. Aggresive deflowering of a virgin.

3. Can also be used to describe someone who got their ass kicked.

4. An Awkward bath time experience.
1. This guy must've been pissed off, he sure left one hell of a blood bath to be cleaned up.

2. Jon: I took no mercy on her and enjoyed a blood bath.
Hank: You sick fuck.

3. I beat his face in so bad that he was taking a blood bath.

4. I thought I was going to have a relaxing bathe, till I noticed the tub was full o' blood.
od uživatele Ted Palansky 18. Duben 2005
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2.
big, round, juicy tits

fat girls do not have these!!!
Gary: Did you see the flesh melons on that babe?
Bill: I would've sucked the sin out of them!
od uživatele Ted Palansky 17. Duben 2005
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3.
The Teleprompter is performed by imagining another sexual partner during intercourse. To pull of the teleprompter successfully, you repeatedly say the wrong name and lines during sex.
(Chet and Mary having sex)

Chet: Ohh that's right Ashley!
Chet: Today I went to dinner and then suck me off
Mary: What?
Chet: Shut up Maggie
od uživatele Ted Palansky 18. Duben 2005
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4.
These are stones that are inserted into vaginas after having sex in the woods.
A boulder is not a good stone insertion, neither is a pebble.

Susan: Be easy with this stone insertion, the last one carved me up pretty good.
od uživatele Ted Palansky 18. Duben 2005
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5.
Made wildly popular by a fat, non-funny redneck comedian, this fucking phrase swept across the country, being abused and repeated by other skanky rednecks.
During sexual intercourse..

Mae: Come on hun, git r done!
Bob: Darlin I'm tryin my bestest!
Frank: (in the corner) WOO Bob Git R Done!!
Bob: Fuckin A GIT R DONE

Bob and Frank then beat Mae up.
od uživatele Ted Palansky 18. Duben 2005
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