Commonly mistaken for a football fan. These creatures wave the "terrible towel" like a large group of retarded children. Avoid talking football with, as roughly 95% of them only see the highlights on sportscenter.
John: Hey Steve, Big Ben played great last night!
Steve: No, John. He had one good play and they lost. Did you even see the game?
John: Um... Well i watched espn this morning...
Steve: Well aren't you a typical steelers fan.