30 definitions by Mike Comanche

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
od uživatele Mike Comanche 04. Březen 2009
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
od uživatele Mike Comanche 12. Březen 2009
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
od uživatele Mike Comanche 04. Březen 2009
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
od uživatele Mike Comanche 04. Březen 2009
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
od uživatele Mike Comanche 10. Březen 2009
When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
od uživatele Mike Comanche 05. Březen 2009
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
od uživatele Mike Comanche 10. Březen 2009

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