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1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

 
36.
Used immediately after a shock revelation, in the style of a 1940's or 50's movie.
luke... i am your sister dun Dun DUNNNNN!
od uživatele Kung-Fu Jesus 01. Květen 2004
 
37.
Judas Iscariot was one of Jesus' twelve disciples. He betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver. Contrary to popular belief, the bible does not say whether or not Judas sold Jesus out because he did not fit in with Judas' plans for a military uprising against Rome. There is an alternate theory, yet to be disproven that Jesus asked Judas to point him out to the Romans. Today, a Judas is one who sells out the origianal Idea.
Breakin' the law!
Breakin' the law!
od uživatele Kung-Fu Jesus 24. Duben 2004
 
38.
(1854-1880) Infamous Irish-Austrailian bushranger-cum-bank-robber who performed some of the most daring raids in history. He fought the establishment for a republic of Victoria. The last attack he made on the establishment was an attempt to derail a train carrying over 200 police officers. Throughout his time as an outlaw he had become a people's champion. He was a modern-day Robin Hood, and his popularity was such that he thought no-one would betray him.

After decades of great loyalty from the poor, he was betrayed on his greatest mission yet. The train stopped before it could be derailed, and police rushed to the hotel he was staying at. He and three other members of the "Kelly Gang" had made primitive body armour from plough metal. This did little to save his friends, who were shot in armour gaps, such as the crotch (ouch!).


Kelly waded to the forest where he was crossed by 34 armed police. He took them all on in a gunfight, and bullets pierced his armour 27 times. He eventually fell from a loss of blood, and was nursed back to health before his execution. On the scaffold he said "such is life", as the noose was tied.

He is best remembered for being an outlaw, a hardman and being the early pioneer of bullet-proof body armour.
Did anyone see that "reckless kelly" movie with yahoo serious?


yahoo serious?



yes, he's a...nevermind.
od uživatele Kung-Fu Jesus 23. Duben 2004
 
39.
Coming from the authority directly above you in the chain of command, this simply allows the individual to choose his/her rate of fire and prefered style, whether open or snipe etc.
OK company, they've cleared, reload and fire at will.
od uživatele Kung-Fu Jesus 15. Duben 2004
 
40.
hetero vaginal sex. The sound made sounds like knocking boots, unless one of the partners is fat
i knocked boots with your mum
od uživatele Kung-fu Jesus 29. Červenec 2004
 
41.
(n.) The best there is, the cream of creams.
this mail order bride is the creme de la creme! She dosen't speak english, never whines, does all the housework and fucks like a whore in the bedroom.
od uživatele kung-fu jesus 17. Srpen 2004
 
42.
Origin: Derived from the marquis de sade

Function (n.) one who derives sexual pleasure from hurting others.
Maquis de sade was the ultimate sadistic writer.
od uživatele Kung-Fu Jesus 16. Duben 2004