75 definitions by Joe Bone

Two guys having sex simultaneously with the same woman-- one in her ass and one in her snapper.
Dude: I am very surprised that Brandeis girl let us swordfight inside her.
Guy: I am not.
od uživatele Joe Bone 06. Duben 2005
a female newbie, as in "girl noob"
Overheard on Halo online: "What are you goobs about 13 years old? Beat it."
od uživatele Joe Bone 09. Březen 2005
Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.
Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!
od uživatele Joe Bone 08. Březen 2005
another word for the male member; a penis
Overheard in conversation between otherwise normal males: "Suck on my plumbob and bite my jelly bean bag."
od uživatele Joe Bone 18. Březen 2005
1. me, myself, I

2. one's own buttocks

3. (archaic) my donkey
1a. "That bitch drove my ass to drink."

1b. "My ass is the shit."

2. "My ass stinks."

3. "The children laughed when I showed my ass at school."
od uživatele Joe Bone 16. Březen 2005

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