When someone who is new to a social circle ends up becoming more important and loved in that group than the person who introduced them to said circle. Often times, the 'introducer' actually ends up getting kicked out of the group through a gradual phasing out. Most times friend jacking is the result of some inherent character flaw of the person who has been kicked out of the group.
Nikki introduced Nelson to Chloe and Cathy two months ago. Now they're BFF with Nelson but don't even talk to Nikki anymore. She got friend jacked.
when one buys an item and feels regret about the purchase soon thereafter. while buyer's remorse is normally restricted to expensive purchases that have probably busted the buyer's budget, this sentiment can also occur when a person buys a totally useless and inappropriate item.
This is not to be confused with winner's curse
Karl: Chris has a serious case of buyer's remorse coming up pretty soon.
Ryan: Really? What makes you say that?
Karl: He just bought a silly ass Dontrelle Marlins jersey just bc it costs $30. Wait until he realizes that instead of buying something that will only make him look stupid if he ever actually wears it, he could have just saved; that dude loves saving money.
phenomenon in auctions where the person who wins usually pays more than the auctioned item is worth
Yea I went to an auction yesterday and they had this painting that I knew I could resell for $200 but some douchebag
bid $1000 for it. Ridiculous. Whatever, dude
just got a mean case of winner's curse.
12 jelly donuts, 12 strips of bacon, 12 packs of jelly beans and 12 cans of PBR. Called a Jay's dozen bc he uses them as an enticement to get indecently large women back to his bedroom. The trap starts by getting the targeted woman (180lbs min) drunk on the 12 cans of PBR. Jay then gives them the 12 jelly donuts, practically taking them into a coma. He then lays out the 12 jelly beans in a trail to his bedroom. At which point they find 12 strips of bacon in bed. Game over.
"Yo, you see that hog doing the walk of shame from Jay's room this morning?"
"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."
Another way of saying "I'm loving it." Can be used as a standalone or as an add-on to "I'm loving it."
K$: I wanted to break up with my girl, so I invited another chick I'm kind of interested in hooking up with to go to our 1 year anniversary dinner.
Jay: I thought she had made a reservation for 2 at Morimoto?
K$: Yea, I called up and had them bump it to 3.
Jay: Wasn't the reservation under her name?
Jay: McDonald's style.
Jen: I got a new haircut, what do you think?
Sue: I'm lovin' it McDonald's style!
Rhymes with breakfast.
This is the sex a couple has in the morning to get the day started on a regular basis. Not to be confused with morning sex, which is occasional sex in the morning.
Guy 1: Yea dude, I can't get my day started right without breaksex. I'm just uneasy if I know my girl is walking around out there without some of me inside of her.
T: Yea, we fell asleep around 10pm.
K: That's lame.
T: True. It's ok though bc we wake up at 5:30.
K: Really? Why?
T: Gotta get my breaksex in before I go to work.
When one is given something they are told does not work for a stated purpose, ever...yet, miraculously works for exactly the purpose that it was stated to never work. While symptoms may not dissipate entirely, the root cause is cured entirely. Similarly to Tim Tebow as an NFL quarterback leading his team to wins despite the naysayers. Opposite of the placebo effect.
M: Yo dude, I had a killer hangover this morning...then after we blazed that J, I feel amazing!
K: Yea, man. MJ is medicinal.
M: But that phd I was dating said it has no medicinal value!
K: Platebow effect. MJ delivers, always. Ignore the naysayers.