34 definitions by Gadget King

Top Definition
A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.
Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.
od uživatele Gadget King 25. Září 2011
A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself
I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts
od uživatele Gadget King 18. Leden 2011
After having had too much wine, people tend to start complaining about a lot of things.
A group of housewines having a few bottles of wine, got all worked up about their husbands and lapsed into whinery.
od uživatele Gadget King 12. Leden 2011
The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.
I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.
od uživatele Gadget King 17. Listopad 2011
A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!
od uživatele Gadget King 19. Leden 2011
a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies
after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential
od uživatele Gadget King 18. Leden 2011
Any area in a city or town where sex workers congregate to be picked up.
Tommy was feeling very lonely so he went to the hozone to pick up a woman.
od uživatele Gadget King 17. Leden 2011

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