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2 definitions by Fredrick Soft

when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.
johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.
od uživatele Fredrick Soft 02. Červenec 2010
the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).
Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.
od uživatele Fredrick Soft 01. Září 2010