1. a small sharp arrow, shot through
a blowgun into the neck of someones screaming child
, delivering enough
Benadryl into the bloodstream to put the child
into a deep sleep for 8 hours.
On the redeye flight
to Rome from Atlanta, we were seated behind a screaming three year
old brat with oblivious
parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel
package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted
off into dreamland (including the pilots).