(usually drunk), who waits outside the Ladies toilets at bars and night
to initiate a conversation with
any member of the female sex. Of course, the hope (and expectation for confident bog spiders
is that this conversation will turn into much more than a simple
meet and greet).
An experienced bog spider
is on her way out of the toilet, thus
avoiding an uncomfortable situation when
is on her way in to attend to business.
The Bog spider
reasons that this is where he will find the highest concentration of ladies and the lowest concentration of any competition. It is purely
a numbers game for these astute bog spiders
are also known to get it on with
particularly ugly girls
can get away with
it as the chances of being seen by your mates is slim. Only other
may notice and won't break the code.
b)let's be honest - the girls
who respond to the bog spider
's tactics are not normally the cream of the crop.
you are good mates with
a known bog spider
, you may be able
to him as Boggy.