1. when one lover smears fecal
matter onto the others upper
lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew
when he was eight.
2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being
an alaskan pipeline
3. an event
that occurred in dustin diamond
s sex tape. the only time in his life
taht he was better than
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache
, thats his feces
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career
is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that
will help me!