A high speed multi functioned duck
preparation device invented byendorphous
. A live duck is fed into
one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before
emerging at the other end on an oval shaped
its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .
Have you seen the new "Turbo Crack 333" model?
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual