3 definitions by Cojack

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1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'
There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State
od uživatele cojack 02. červen 2005

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1) The fluid excreted from the male's penis during elaculation.
2) Reproductive fluid containing sperm. Also known as: Semen, cum, spooge, love juice or man seed
When that chick with the chrome lipstick gave me head, it only took 2 minutes until she was covered from head to toe in man champagne
od uživatele cojack 02. červen 2005

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Adj.- Anything great or wonderful in the world, the most versitile adjective in the english language, usually followed by and Exclimation point (!)
I Fucked the hell out of that smurfy hoe!
Her tities sure are smurfy!
My pimpin' skills are smurfy!
od uživatele Cojack 14. prosinec 2003

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