The asshole at the table
who always insists on splitting the check to save $2.50. Spends more time making sure that his bill does
not have your iced tea on it than he does
on choosing his wife's birthday present.
I can't believe what a bill
rager he is - instead of just splitting the bill
he insisted that he didn't eat any potato
skins and wanted
separated. I think he saved $0.75. What an asshole.