5 definitions by Brjtlc

A modest toot of ass gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.
I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
od uživatele Brjtlc 27. Duben 2010
1. Warming, with use of a fart, and in particular, a warming fart.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
1. The bed was so cold, I needed to do some fartwarming to keep my toes from freezing.

2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
od uživatele Brjtlc 16. Červen 2010
Only engaging in relations with those of the same sect.
An abominable form of religious insularity, homo-sectuality inevitably leads to incest and bestiality.
od uživatele brjtlc 28. Srpen 2010
A hot fart let loose beneath the covers on a cold night, and then held there to fend off frostbite. Not to be confused with a warning fart.
Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.
od uživatele Brjtlc 16. Červen 2010
A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.
Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.
od uživatele Brjtlc 16. Červen 2010

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