Freak) "I'm going to vote for Barack Obama
. This country
needs a black president
) "I wish I were black. Then I could snort cocaine
, smoke pot, have a racist pastor for 20 years and simply say I heard nothing
, funnel money to convicted criminals (Tony Rezko), support the killing of babies that survived botched abortions, and have associations with known domestic terrorists (Bill Ayers) and still be considered a viable option for the presidency because of my skin color."