a point guard on the Atlanta Hawks who has lost all ability to play decent basketball. Examples of his shortcomings are: not being strong
enough to make a three, not being
able to play any form
of defense, and taking
up six million dollars a year in team salaries. However, he is able to perform useless skills
like alley-oop passing exceedingly
Mike Bibby also is unable to speak a form
of english that people can understand.