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Lis 29
Historians are not sure where the saying originated, but it means that revenge is best served not fresh after the insult occurred, but after enough time has passed so that the target won't see it coming.
Victim: "Why did you destroy my marriage? I thought we were BFFs."
Vindicator: "Because you stole my boyfriend back in the 6th grade."
Victim: "But that was 20 years ago!"
Vindicator: "Revenge is a dish best served cold, bitch."
od uživatele That handle is already in use 24. Listopad 2014
Lis 28
Blow an excessive amount of money
Let's fuck up some comma's
od uživatele FREEBANDZ 21. Listopad 2014
Lis 27
The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.
Dean: "Man, I'm hungry! What're you saying? Are you ready to eat?"

Jason: "I'm down for something really tasty. Let's hook up some feastiality!"
od uživatele terminal 2 10. Červenec 2008
Lis 26
man bun
wow man, nice mun
od uživatele wizwohz 23. Prosinec 2013
Lis 25
Phrase that police use to justify arresting any African American in any situation.
I stopped you because you fit the description of a suspect who robbed a liquor store.
od uživatele D3uteron 05. Červen 2009
Lis 24
To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.
Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night?
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.

Brian: Damn son
od uživatele FriendOrFlake 21. Listopad 2014
Lis 23
1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.

2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
od uživatele daveroust 14. Srpen 2011

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