Srp 31
The act of people in an elevator staring up, uncomfortably, at the numbers as they light up when the car moves. Practiced out of nervousness.
When the elevator began moving, silence ensued as each person practiced their elevision.
od uživatele Kevin Black 23. Srpen 2007
Srp 30
The irrational fear of palindromes (words that read the same forwards and backwards).
Dude 1: Hey, what's your name?
Dude 2: Bob.
Dude 1: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs and hides behind sofa*
Bob: Wow.
Dude 1: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs away and falls down stairs*
od uživatele Lucky Luc 01. Duben 2005
Srp 29
Getting grounded from the family computer.
"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio
od uživatele Jason 08. Září 2004
Srp 28
A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.
The student's mother was ignorant of her son's booty calls.
od uživatele AEAizzle 27. Prosinec 2005
Srp 27
When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.
I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.
od uživatele Laurie 16. Leden 2004
Srp 26
STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for "the fuck shut up."
"Stupid your argument is. TFSU you should." - Yoda
od uživatele JoshVan 22. Srpen 2007
Srp 25
The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
od uživatele Brown Sugar 18. Březen 2003
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