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Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.
David: I pleased myself last night by means of autofellatio.
Sean: Gay...
od uživatele Sean Mooney 10. Listopad 2006
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In today's economy, this word is quite handy when describing those who are currently without a job, jobless, or unemployed. This large group of people may or may not be receiving monthly benefits. They might be actively seeking work and honing in on their resumes or interviewing skills. More often than not, one can assume that they are glued to their couches in sweatpants, watching daytime television.
The employmentally challenged woman slept until 11 a.m. and then pretended to search for jobs on Craigslist, while spending hours and hours on Facebook.
od uživatele 30 and Unemployed 24. Duben 2010
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emoticon asshole symbol
sometimes u are such an (_*_)
od uživatele kajoe 28. Srpen 2006
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when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it
Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night's events and has a serious case of fucker's remorse.
od uživatele daring debby 20. Květen 2011
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similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher
Naw dude Aidan's chill, he just has a resting douche face.
od uživatele NoHablasAnglais 22. Únor 2014
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Cyberbaiting occurs when students, either individually or as a group, make a plan to act so outrageously that the classroom teacher loses self control and begins yelling or acting in another unprofessional manner. The teacher is surreptitiously recorded, and the video of the momentary loss of control is posted to social networking sites.
Mrs. Hoskins, classroom teacher, was the vicitim of cyberbaiting. She lost her composure today when Brian and Irma kept disrupting the class. Her mini-tantrum was videoed by Johnny, who posted it on YouTube.
od uživatele tbplayer59 03. Březen 2012
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a way cooler and smarterer way to spell "genius"
Nick: "You know that girl Zoe?"
Josh: "Yeah, she's a total jeenyus."
od uživatele texasgal 10. Červenec 2009
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